laurensydshep:

This picture makes my life.

ismyotpcanonyet:

day 174: my otp is still not canon

drkabuki:

Sterek by Sudjino

I could talk about the gorgeous shading, the perfection that is Stiles’ face here, the play of colour and desaturation, but we all know this is all about the abs. More of Sudjino’s excellent craft can be found through the link above!

A message from Anonymous
sterek fic recs pls

bilesandthesourwolf:

One day I will make a proper Sterek Fic Rec post, but it is not this day. So have so of my favs!

"It’s been five months," Derek says darkly. "Why am I still getting these proposals? You know these are probably all fake marks."

Five months since the paparazzi had snapped that photo of him with the overzealous fan tugging at his shirt, five months since millions of people on the Internet realized that the birthmark revealed was in fact, the mark, five months Derek was inundated by claims from people who desperately wanted him to believe that they were his soul-mate.

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard.

Stiles is yanked up to his feet so fast that his world spins and his shoulder aches and he’s a second from screaming police brutality! when he gets a good look at the cop’s face.

Holy shit. Stiles was just tackled to the ground by a fucking underwear model with a badge.

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

So far, college has taught Stiles three things:

1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.

2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.

3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.

Stiles’ favourite porn star, Derek Hale, moves into his apartment block and there are inappropriate facial jokes, broken bones, and a staggering amount of threats in a tiny elevator.

“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”

The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.

“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”

The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.

"I can’t work with this."

AU. Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year’s heat season, as a ‘thank-you’ to all they’ve done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and…yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he’s just turned eighteen. This…is not his day.

”Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified.”

"For two years, Stiles had very much enjoyed his position as Guidance Counselor at his old college. The pay was all right, the students who came to see him were interesting, and his work was challenging and diverse. …Or so it used to be, before some guy named Professor Hale joined the staff."

AU in which guidance counselor Stiles has to deal with all the students crushing on the elusive and infuriating Professor Hale. This was meant to be a light-hearted winter fic, but some emotional angst slipped in here and there.

When Derek moves into his new house, he doesn’t expect it to be haunted by a teenage ghost called Stiles

kalpurna: is it weird that I want an original character to call Stiles a cock tease and Stiles is like WHAT and Derek is like what. STILES IS BASICALLY ALPHA!BAIT AND IT”S THE BEST THING EVER

The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

”So,” says Stiles, lips barely able to move against Derek’s shoulder. “This is a thing, huh? I don’t think we can deny that it’s a thing. A conspiracy. All supernatural beings want us to be trapped in enclosed spaces.”

Struggling writer Derek happens upon zombie expert Stiles by accident, learns about the undead, pines from not-quite afar, finishes a novel, and maybe finds his muse. It’s a busy month.

Stiles came to the Olympics with one goal- get a gold medal. By Opening Ceremonies, he has two goals. Win a gold medal, and sleep with Derek Hale. Unfortunately for him, those two goals are equally difficult.

Stiles’ Jeep keeps breaking down. Derek is a mechanic.

Wherein Derek is a firefighter and Stiles is a paramedic, and they just keep meeting.

Derek finds a notebook.

theycallmewrath:

*Disclaimer, this video was not made by me. Credits to the creator*

BUT THIS IS AMAZING TUMBLR HAS TO SEE THIS

nbchannibal:

travalicious:

me after every episode of hannibal

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us after every episode of hannibal

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bewareofmpreg:

hand-painted backgrounds from the kill la kill making of documentary
bewareofmpreg:

hand-painted backgrounds from the kill la kill making of documentary
bewareofmpreg:

hand-painted backgrounds from the kill la kill making of documentary
bewareofmpreg:

hand-painted backgrounds from the kill la kill making of documentary
bewareofmpreg:

hand-painted backgrounds from the kill la kill making of documentary
bewareofmpreg:

hand-painted backgrounds from the kill la kill making of documentary

bewareofmpreg:

hand-painted backgrounds from the kill la kill making of documentary

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

thatfunnyblog:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan
arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:
Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan

arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan